Hello people!

I am so disappointed. Why isn't anyone posting?? Anyway, I shall share with you guys some jokes that will (hopefully) make you guys laugh. :D

Joke #1:
P.S. This joke is for people whose chinese is good. haha. just joking. But you have got to know some terms to understand this one luh. :)

Main characters - Theodora and Xiong Yue (when they were sec 1)

During Sec One LSC, At Mount Faber, At Swimming Pool (I sound like I am writing script stage directions! haha. XD)

(Theodora realises that Xiong Yue isn't going to swim)

Theodora: Hey Xiong Yue, why aren't you swimming?
Xiong Yue: My 大姨妈来了.
Theodora: (a bit confused) So you are going to the airport to fetch her??
Xiong Yue: (gives the OMG look)

Moral of the story: Please please please know what 大姨妈means! For those who don't know, it is the thing that comes every month luh. =.= get the joke? LAUGH!!!!!

Joke #2:
P.S. I won't call this a joke luh. More like something totally revolting. 209ers (08) would know about it, so this would be for Elysha.

On Friday, we had PCCG lesson at the audi. The teachers decided we needed seniors to talk to us about sec 3 life. We ended up talking about OBS, since it was just a few days away. Our NYSC president, Alicia, and senior councilor, Xiao You, were among the sec 4s.

They started talking about settling our "emergencies" (i hope you know what i mean) when trekking in the wilderness. Alicia said that we had to dig holes and then settle our business there, then cover everything up and put a stick above the place. Why put a stick? Most people had asked. Cos' you won't want other people digging the SAME HOLE that you just settled your business in, Alicia replied quite calmly. GROSS!!!!

Then, Alicia said that when they were in OBS, trekking, her friend needed to settle some big business, but refused to dig a hole. So she wanted to go to the SEA TO SETTLE. :O Alicia was shocked of course, and refused to go with her friend, so that friend asked another friend to go with her. This time, the friend agreed. And so, the 2 girls went to the sea. the one accompanying stood back facing te sea, so she won't see what the girl is doing (cos she would probably not want to eat anything after that XD), and the other girl was like 马步 (you remember nanzhongquan? yep.) in the sea and you-know-what. GOSH!!!! TOTALLY YUCK YUCK! And now, who would dare to step into the sea?? hur hur. I must make sure I don't open my mouth when I am in the water...

After that, Xiao You was inspired to talk about her friends. They were part of the kayaking group that had to kayak to sembawang island or whatever island. And so, they kayaked all the way to the island. Upon reaching, they all stood in one neat row and started peeing in the water!!!!! OMG!!!!! :O now, i feel like puking.

last one, before i really puke.

The sec 4s were saying that when you kayak, you often see sanitary pads happily floating around in the water... :O

okay, i shall stop here. May everyone going OBS have a great experience! Take care elysha! :)

sabrina :)